Doctors Vs Engineers A must read:

Doctor Vs Engineer

Doctors Vs Engineers A must read:
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Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI)
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7 Engineers take 1 ticket & 7 doctor
buy all 7
tickets
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC
to
come
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so
when TC
knocks
one hand come out with the ticket &
the TC
goes away
Now on return Journey
All of them don't get a direct train to
PUNE
So they all decide to take Passenger
till
Lonavala
from there they can easily get a Local
to PUNE
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Scene 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
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Doctors decided: " This time we will
prove
that we too are equal
All 7 Doctors take one ticket..!
Engineers don't buy any ticket at all
TC arrives
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET, ALL
ENGINEERS IN
THE OPPOSITE ONE
1 Engineer gets out and knock
thedoor of
Doctor's toilet
One hand comes out with the ticket,
he takes
the ticket and comes in Engineer's
bathroom
TC DRIVES out all the doctors from
toilet and
they are heavily fined.
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Scene 3 (LONAVALA)
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So now both the group are on
Lonavala
station
Doctors planing their move for last
chance ,
they board the local to Pune
This time Doctors decide that theywill
play the
same 1 ticket Trick
All Doctors take one ticket
Engineer buy all 7 tickets this timeSo
TC
comes..
All Engineers showed their tickets
Doctors are still searchiyng for toilet in
the
Local train..!!  

Atif Aslam ki Love Story

Atif Aslam ki Love

Story. Girl: Who ru?
Atif: Mein Ek dard hu ya
Ek Ehsas hu.
Girl: Tum Mera Picha kyu
karte ho?
Atif: Bakhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho.
Girl: Akhir tum Chahte
kya ho ha?
Atif: kaise Bataye kyun

tujhko Chahe yara
Baata na paye. Girl: Tum Mere liye kya
kar Sakte ho??
Atif: Jhumu Diwana ban
ke tere liye.
Girl Thappad mar ke
chali gayi- Atif: Aab to Aadat si hai
mujhko aise Jeene mein.

Man V/s Women...

Man V/s Women...
Old post but I'm sure this is gonna be Joke of the
day: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit
the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from
this
trap, I
will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get ten
times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to
be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will floc to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have
eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her
second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than
you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is his and what's
his is mine." So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like to have a
mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are
clever. Don't
mess with them. Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue
feeling good Male
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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb
but
think they're really smart . Let them continue to think
that way and just enjoy
the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading
this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Men are Honest

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VERY FUNNY MUST READ: 
Men are Honest (story)
"One day, while a woodcutter wascutting a
branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the
river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked,

"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living. The Lord went down into
the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter
replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came
up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The
Lord went down again and came up with an iron
Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The
woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with
the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the river bank, and his wife fell into
the river. When he cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with
ANGELINA JOLIE"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!" The woodcutter replied,"Oh, forgive me,
my Lord. It is a misunderstandin g.You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come
up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife . Had I
then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE
." MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for
a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit
of others...

TOO BOLD but MUST READ IT
A female teacher,was hving a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade,i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade.

The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should kno

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Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked d boy many ques the boy got them right.

The Principal den asked Mam 2 send d boy 2 4th grade.
Mam decided 2 ask some more ques. & the Principal agreed.

1. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs

2. M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?

Boy: Pockets

3. M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

4. M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubble Gum

5. M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4u do.What am I?

Boy: Tent

The principal was looking restless
6. M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring

7. M'am: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?

Boy: Nose

8. M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver

Boy:Arrow

9. M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?

Boy:Fork

10 M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the
Popel doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname

11. M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4making love?

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:-

'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself..

How long before I can get a haircut?

A guy stuck his head into a
barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'The guy
left. 
A few days later, the same
guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said About 3 hours. The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half. The guy left.
The barber turned to his
friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?

Bob looked up, wiped the
tears from his eyes and said, ' He goes to Your house, I saw him going in your bedroom with your wife !'

poor guy and his sad story

poor guy nd his sad story

Last week was my Birthday. My
wife didn't wish me, my parents
forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work. Even my
colleagues didn't wish me, as i
entered my cabin my Secretary
said, "Happy Birthday Boss"
I felt special, She asked me for
lunch.
After lunch, she invited me to
her apartment. We went there,
She said, "Do you mind if I go
into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said.
She came out 5 minutes later
with a cake and My Wife, my
Parents, my Kids, my Friends &
my Colleagues.
All screaming, SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
And I was waiting on the sofa,
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NAKED.