Men are Honest

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VERY FUNNY MUST READ: 
Men are Honest (story)
"One day, while a woodcutter wascutting a
branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the
river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked,

"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living. The Lord went down into
the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is
this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter
replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came
up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The
Lord went down again and came up with an iron
Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The
woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with
the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the river bank, and his wife fell into
the river. When he cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with
ANGELINA JOLIE"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!" The woodcutter replied,"Oh, forgive me,
my Lord. It is a misunderstandin g.You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come
up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife . Had I
then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE
." MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for
a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit
of others...