Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.

Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman
Bhai..
Ab uskey area mein jo bhi koi lafda hota
hai to police se pehle
Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein jaata hai....
Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game
bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman
Bhai ke paas leke jatey
hain...
Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se,
style mein, us sey baat karta hai... kuch is tarah se...
Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi
yeh apun ka area hai?
Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai.
Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape
karne ki apun ke area mein? Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat
kharab thi.
Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach
sach bata kya aur kaisey
hua?
Mujrim : Abhi kya na.. Idhar naakepe apun paan khaney ke liye
aaya...
Chaman : Phir ?
Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela
tha... aur utney mein
samney wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi...
Chaman : Aage bol
Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek
chikni khadi hui thi
Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke
liye..
Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam
hoyenga usko..... to apun
builidng ke neeche gaya Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar
bulaaya... apun seedi
chadte yehich sochrela tha"Chaman Bhai
ka area hai..... Lafda
nahi karne ka" Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol
Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola.... kya
kaam hai.. kaiko
ishara kiya apun ko?
Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech
liya
Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?
Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya
lekin soch raha tha ki
"Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafdanahi karne ka"
Chaman : Aagey bol
Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya
Chaman : Accha... Phir?
Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath
pakadtey hi apun phir socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai...... Lafda nahi
karne ka"
Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Phir kya tha... Usney bola
chikney meri pyaas bujha de
Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (GettingExcited) ?
Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne apna
duppata neechey gira diya
Chaman : To phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya,
kya mammey (boobs) they saali ke...lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha
"Chaman Bhai ka area
hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka"
Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur
chala jayega..... zyada boli to body kaam karenga lekin
engine nahi kholney ka....
Aakhir, "Chaman Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda
nahi karne ka"
Chaman : Toh phir ?
Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya.... sacchi bolta hai bhai
aisi katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi
dekha.
Chaman : Haan, woh to hai.... Tu aage bol
(Starts to heat up)
Mujrim : Phir kya tha.... apun ne kiss kiya, mammey (boobs) bhi
dabaya... lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch
raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka
area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka"
Chaman : Aagey bol ?
Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me
ekich khayal aa raha
tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai.... Lafda
nahi karne ka"
Chaman : Aagey aagey ? Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne
sab utar di
Chaman : sahi mein?
Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li
Chaman : Accha ?
Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya
Chaman : oh !!
Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekinapun
phir bhi socha "Chaman
Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka"
Chaman : (Getting frustrated). . Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi
Chaman : (Half Boiling)
Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi.....
phir bhi apun yehi soch
raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai.....
Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey... aagey
bol saley...
Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi
bhaaaaiiii.. ...lekin bhai kasam
se......main yehi soch raha tha"Chaman
Bhai ka area hai..... Lafda nahi karne ka"
Chaman: Abey teri to... Chaman Bhai Gaya
Maa Chudaney.... . tu
aage bol !
Mujrim : Yehich...... yehich - apun ne bhi
yehi socha bhai.....aur game baja dala.!!!