Man V/s Women...

Man V/s Women...
Old post but I'm sure this is gonna be Joke of the
day: A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit
the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from
this
trap, I
will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get ten
times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to
be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will floc to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have
eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her
second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than
you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is his and what's
his is mine." So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like to have a
mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are
clever. Don't
mess with them. Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue
feeling good Male
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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb
but
think they're really smart . Let them continue to think
that way and just enjoy
the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading
this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!