TOO BOLD but MUST READ IT
A female teacher,was hving a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade,i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should kno
A female teacher,was hving a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.
The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade,i'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took d boy 2 d Principal's office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should kno
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Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked d boy many ques the boy got them right.
The Principal den asked Mam 2 send d boy 2 4th grade.
Mam decided 2 ask some more ques. & the Principal agreed.
1. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
2. M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
3. M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
4. M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
5. M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4u do.What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
6. M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
7. M'am: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
8. M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
9. M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
10 M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the
Popel doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
11. M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:-
'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself..
Principal: What's 3+3? Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12 & so on..
The Principal asked d boy many ques the boy got them right.
The Principal den asked Mam 2 send d boy 2 4th grade.
Mam decided 2 ask some more ques. & the Principal agreed.
1. M'am: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs
2. M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
Boy: Pockets
3. M'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
4. M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubble Gum
5. M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4u do.What am I?
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
6. M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1st what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
7. M'am: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, I drip. When u blow me,u feel good?
Boy: Nose
8. M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver
Boy:Arrow
9. M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
Boy:Fork
10 M'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others,the
Popel doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
11. M'am: What part of the man has no bone,but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4making love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:-
'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself..
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